February 2012
45 posts
Damn, Shakespeare, what happened?
Cassius: Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!
My fellow cast members and I spent ten minutes of...
And now all I want to do is curl up and watch Balto.
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BU DUM CH
Me: Oh look, it's Alan Rickman's birthday today!
Breanne: Really? How old is he?
Me: 394.
blackbruise:
perks of being a girl
I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
I don't care what Silvia says, it's snowing in...
Crazy-ass wheather, brah.
This has been another original text post by Kayla, brought to you by her having nothing else to do on Valentine’s Day.
Happy Valentine's Day to my next-door neighbor and...
Again.
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R.I.P. Whitney Houston (9 August 1963 - 11...
That awkward moment when you remember that your...
And then you try to wish him a last-minute happy birthday when you also remember that he’s now in the Navy and you probably won’t actually be able to do it for weeks.
I don’t care that we’re broken up, I’m a terrible human being for forgetting.
Happy twentieth, Wyatt. And PLEASE, dear God, stay safe or I will KILL you.
Anonymous asked: Cramps?
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I'm literally dying right now.
If you want anything of mine, come to #307 in about an hour and claim it. I’ll be gone by then.
Why can't I talk to my family on the phone the way...
Me: Hi, Daddy, it's me.
Dad: I'm in jail right now, Kay, let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Anonymous asked: But I feel it'd be wrong to try and flirt you up, you being a lesbian and all... So I guess those flowers will have to wait until you change your mind.
All I want for Valentine's Day--in lieu of an...
I want flowers delivered to my door (or rather, the front desk in my dorm) from an anonymous sender. They don’t have to be extravagant or expensive or anything really. I just want a secret admirer—romantic or merely friendly or whatever—to send me flowers and make me feel all sick from just how sweet that gesture is.
Get on it, guys. Who wants my address?
OKAY. Next person who attempts to set me up with...
Qualities of people that I would actually like to be set up with:
Being an affirmed female
Being an affirmed female that affirmatively likes females
Not already being in a relationship
Having a relatively attractive personality
Having a relatively attractive face
Sharing interests with me
Then—AND ONLY THEN—am I okay with a friend playing matchmaker for me. Otherwise, DEAR GOD...
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January 2012
111 posts
Shameless self-promotion? Of course.
So what are you guys doing in March? What? Seeing me in a musical? Well, that’s so kind of you! Really, how sweet.
Details below, bitches.
Oh, okay, so not everyone thinks that masturbation...
I’ve learned something tonight.
