if i were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a mayan, well, that’d just be okay.
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Je recommence encore
In case you forget, life is kind of beautiful.
accioaspiration asked:
hey. turn around and love me?
this is way scarier when you get this message a couple hours late
Anonymous asked:
You're the worst. This isn't Nikki. Your shirt's riding up rn and I'm supposed to be doing homework and that's very rude of you to distract me.
Tim Flach - More Than Human
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Indicative
who cares about “no shave november” what about “no romney for president november” that sounds better
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Spider built a web on my bike. Excuse me while I nope the fuck out of there and sell that shit on Craigslist.
